I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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