we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
It was the classiest, most strategic and inspired vomiting I've ever witnessed. Like a blind mans first sunrise. A priests first prayer. Or a virgins first orgasm.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
Randomize
