I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
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