i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
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Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
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you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
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