3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
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