I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
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