you didnt know i had herpes?
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
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