my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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