His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
I'm getting married
To pizza
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
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