my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
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