If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I think a homeless person took a bath in my mouth while I was sleeping :(
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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