It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
I didn't slap you in the face. TEQUILA slapped you with my hand...
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
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