I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
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