i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
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