Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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