Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
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he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
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Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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