Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
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