this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
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