Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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