mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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