I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
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