apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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