how hairy? two words: wookie tits
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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