Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
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Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
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I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
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