Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
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