put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
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He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
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I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
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