On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
You left me a note that said "The Earth is blowing up. Bring the Rosé." WTF.
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