i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
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I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
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first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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