goodnight i made you a song goodbye
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
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