I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
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I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
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Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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