I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
Housekeeping called in a homicide detective. Just spent an hour explaining that we had vigorous hotel vacation sex five times, even though I was having a heavy flow day. It'll definitely be what you call a memorable honeymoon.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
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