It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
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she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
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mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
I think I just sharted jello shots
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