Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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