So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
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