Already got asked if we're dating
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
I feel great
I just peed on a car
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
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I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
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If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
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