You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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