I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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