i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
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I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
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she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
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