We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
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