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That cute girl I hooked up with last night clawed my back to hell and gave me a hickey. I look like a white trash warewolf victim
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
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It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
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Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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