My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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