What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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