They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
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