fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
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