would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
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Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
The neighborhood kids rang the doorbell in the middle of my first bong rip to ask if they could use my trampoline for the thirtieth time today...I opened the door and pretended to puke up a shitload of smoke, I have never seen a more terrified group of children
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
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N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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