Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
Best friends brother. Beat that.
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
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He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
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You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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