I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
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