Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
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I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
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Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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