Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
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party gras won. party gras always wins.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
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