I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
she told me i tasted like america
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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