But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
life lesson #1: a fart during an awkward silence between 2 strangers doesnt make it less awkward.
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
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