North Korea, Best Korea!
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You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
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