As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
woke up with food on the counter from chipotle, taco bell, green cactus, and on the border take out. explain?
you were trying to get this Spanish chick to sleep with you. you were showing her how much you "loved her native food."
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
The bar has bullet holes in the ceiling, and the country singer had been playing drunken weezer covers. A man just bought me a beer on the grounds that I 'have his back' in a fist fight with a stranger texan. And, yes, the bartender is wearing a sherif's badge
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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