So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
The woman at walgreens tried to sell me clearance condoms with my fake eyelashes. Does it look like I get laid?
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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