I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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