i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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