well most of my day revolves around power hour
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
My liver is preforming stress tests.
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
Randomize
