Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
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